24 December 2010

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According to the plan, I dengan Nurul nak lepak Maju today so, macam biasa lah we walk to Maju, ehh, dah biasa dah jalan jauh jauh ni, bukit SBCR yang tinggi tu memang sudah kami daki, lautan hutan SBCR je tak redah redah lagi --' So, I tunggu Nurul come to my house and she come around 5.15 something :) Then, our journey start! WOOT WOOT We walk and keep walking, kesian Nurul :'( She bring her lappie bag, mesti berat, tunggu I dapat license okeh Nurul, kita pergi Maju nak scoot je, takpayah susah susah lagi dahh :D Kitaorang kena kacau dengan dua orang mat rempit yang memang tunggu time nak kena tembak je --' Both of them boleh pusing pusing banyak kali time kitaorang tengah jalan. Suddenly, they come near us, and say something, they used rempit words, mana lah I nak faham, I yell at them "APAAAAAAAAA?". Nurul dah gelak gelak, sakit hati gilaa kut. Takda hidup ke? Takpun hangpa jadi sewel sebab result PMR hancurr -__- For Nurul sake, diaorang pusing kat depan kitaorang, so many times, I tell yaa! And diaorang try nak ambik my phone, I tengah reply text AAA and tiba tiba mat rempit yang belakang macam nak rampas my phone, cepat cepat I simpan dalam pocket. TEFAAAKKK! Kecik kecik dah pandai mencuri, takpayah hidup lah, bunuh diri cepat! Grrr Muka diaorang dua tak pernah nampak pun dekat Saujana, mesti outsider ni. Teruk betul Pak Guard SBCR, tak menjalankan kewajipan! Tunggu saya report dekat Ketua Kampung :D


So, around 5.30, kitaorang dah sampai Maju, and terus duduk luar lah. Nurul pun tak banyak cakap, she just follow, haishh, pity her :') All the mamaks dah start pandang pandang kitaorang, I cakap dekat Nurul yang kitaorang hotzz sangat tu pasal lah all the mamaks pandang pandang, pffft! Abang hitam manis, jangan lah pandang titew, titew malu, nanti titew blushing blushing. Okay, I didn't tell AAA yang I dah sampai Maju but than I asked him "You still dekat maju ke?" and he said "yup, you dah sampai ke?" and nahh, I tell him yang I dah sampai and I sit outside with Nurul. I tunggu about ten minutes baru dia datang join my table, I dah start takda mood :'( After that, he come, wink wink, lepas rindu nak jumpa dia :) Dia pakai short, and gray tee's, I sukaaaa You handsome gilaa kalah lah semua abang abang hitam manis semuaa :D Then, he smoke, I was so pissed off actually, sumpah, I tak suka asap cigar tu, sakit hidung, pedih mata, and difficulty in breathing, rosak paru paru saya lah awak :'( I tell him yang I tak suka, and dia duduk jauh sikit, err, what I mean is, dia pusingkan his chair, awak ni cewit lahh


Nurul busy with her lappie's and I tunggu Anwar Ithnin, tak sampai sampai lagi, dah lah I bawak duit syiling je, Anwar kata nak belanjaaa :) But, lambat sangat si Anwar ni and AAA yang belanja roti telur, I sayang you extra extra, haha :P I kesian gilaa dekat AAA, dia diam je. I didn't talk a lot with him, I touching gila dengan dia, but malas nak cakap. So, I nak join table Dolahlah and also Afiq Ajlan dekat dalam, nahh, gay boys dua orang tu tak pernah tak melekat, gelii aku tengok hangpaa :D



SEEE! Melekat macam belangkas. I cakap dekat AAA, yang Dolahlah and Afiq Ajlan gay and AAA pi bagitahu diorang, ishh --' Then, lagi lah depa dua mengada, lagi rapat rapat and peluk peluk, geli I nyaah, HAHA Nurul dah makan roti canai dia, but roti tilur I tak sampai lagi :'( Teh ais dah licin dahh, memang kejap je lahh I minum. Bila roti tilur I dah sampai, I suruh AAA jangan pandang, I malu nak makan, and he just smile. I makan satu satu tapi part yang ada banyak tilur, perggh! Sedaaaaaaap! Makan dua tiga potong je bak kata AAA and terus I kenyang. I offer dekat Dolah and Afiq but diorang pun baru habis makan. Offer dekat Nurul lagi lah, dia pun dah makan roti canai sekeping. Dekat AAA? Dia ada ulcer, kesian diaa, HAHA :D Suddenly, Irfan and Eman come, fuhh, boleh bagi dekat diorang dari membazir macam tu je. Both of them walk to our table and salam dengan AAA, takpayah lah nak salam salam, mengada, menyampah I --' I tunggu Anwar, tak jugak sampai sampai, but a few minutes later, he come with Arif, dia pun salam AAA, ciss, menyampah! AAA dah mula nak bahan I, dia cakap Anwar handsome lah apa lah, I terus cakap "kita tak kawan dah". I tak cakap dengan dia pun, I jeling jeling dia, geram gilaaa, suka talk about Anwar --' I send text to AAA "I taknak kawan you! Huh" and he replied "Finee, I kawan dengan Anwar". Duduk depan depan pun nak text-ting jugak ke? Of courseee, kalau dah taknak kawan buat apa nak tengok muka dia and also talk with him, haha :D AAA put his cigar box atas meja with the lighter sekali, so, I sakat dia, I try to take those two things but dia lagi cepat rampas balik. You, I taknak smoke pun, I just nak tengok you marah ke tak kalau I try nak smoke, don't worry okeh?


TADAAAA! You, I captured your photo tak payah bayar kan? FREE OF CHARGE! Mula mula, dia malu malu, I cakap lah siapa nak tangkap gambar dia, I nak tangkap gambar dolah & afiq, but after that I dapat tangkap one photo je, but already set this picture as my wallpaper
♥ Suddenly, I nampak someone yang nak sangat jumpa, someone yang I pernah suka dulu and someone that broke my heart into pieces. I nampak Asyraf Saidi! Sumpah! Dia dengan Latep, I rasa macam nak menangis that time but I can't. I kena show off dekat dia yang AAA is my boyfriend, dia ingat aku apa? Terhegeh hegeh dekat dia sorang je, double your ass off. Then, I changed my place, I duduk betul betul depan AAA, padan mukaa kau AS! Eh, beofre I change my place, I still duduk menghadap AAA but he sit on the next chair lah. I'm strong enough to go on with my new life. I cakap dekat AAA yang I pernah suka dekat Asyraf and he just smile :) Semua benda I cerita dekat AAA, dia kan boyfriend sayaaa, pffft! So, we talk and talk, Dolah and Afiq busy main poker kut, I tanya diorang buat apa, diaorang cakap tengah main game tukar tukar baju, deyyy! Suka merapuuuu :D I dah start play with the forks. Kat maju kan ada bekas spoons and forks, I start to play with all of them. I main ketuk ketuk, kononnya macam main drum, ada seorang uncle ni buat "good sign" at me. Maybe dia suka tengok I main drum, PROOO! :D Then, I susun all the forks in a line, and AAA just keep looking at me. Jangan lah pandang kita, kita malu lahh :) I cakap dekat AAA yang suara Afiq macam cartoon and AAA pergi bagi tahu Afiq, cisss. AAA memang suka kena kan I petang tadi, geram bebenor aku dengan dia, grrr Dolah dah start bahan bahan I, dia bahan I and I cakap "putus kawan!" and he said "sejak bila kita kawan?". I'm so pissed off, terus blah pergi kedai buku dekat sebelah Maju, sakit hati tahap dewa dewi --' I tak cakap langsung dengan Dolah. But after that dah baik balik dah, I baling baling forks dekat dia, HAHA Then, someone call AAA, and AAA cakap dia tengah lepak dengan awek dia, Dolah dah senyum senyum, I dah maluu gilaaa :D AAA cakap "awek aku sorang je, tapi sekarang ni yang lepak ada dua awek" AWWWWWW

So, before Nurul father's pick us up, kitaorang bayar dulu and i ambik buku kuning yang selalu mamak guna nak ambik order, ada ke patut satu helai dia mintak doposen, ciss! Then, I konyot konyot kan, and baling dekat AAA, I buat bodoh je bila dia pandang, HAHA geram geram :D

Frankly speaking, I segan gila time you tengok I susun all the forks, I maluu, pffft!


*Dear Lee, kitaorang tak kutuk kau pun, I dengan AAA just bahan AAT tanya dia "Putry mana?" and he just smile, menyampah aku tengok! AAT awak tu memang, issh, geram kitaa, kita baling lah tisu dekat diaorang and buat bunyi "BOOM!" sebab busy sangat with lappies and ada ke patut dia nak baling botol cili dekat aku, ishhh! HAHA and you know what Lee, I call both of them "abang hot" banyak kali and tiba tiba AAT cakap "ye saya". Ciss bedebah, suka perasan, HAHA